I'm A Bit Shy, I Suppose, And

The Easiest Way To Convince My Kids That They Don't Really Need Something Is To Get It For Them.

I Think Health Is Another Exceedingly Important Thing.

The Cosmetics Industry Has Much To Answer For. It's A Multi-million- Pound Confidence Trick Based On Giving Women Endless Hope, Courtesy Of Overpriced Little Pots.

And The Truth Is I've Always Taken Very Good Care Of My Skin, And Always, Always Worn Make-up.

I've Never Yet Met A Man Who Could Look After Me. I Don't Need A Husband. What I Need Is A Wife.