I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

It's Like The Fouth Of July In My Underpants.

Oprah Tells Women What To Read, What To Eat, What To Think, What To Do.

Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

I Think People Have A Strong Desire To Push Me And Others Into Some Sort Of Political Box That They Can Wrap Their Minds Around.

I Have Feelings That Are To The Right, And I Have Feelings That Land On The Left Side Of The Aisle. The Thing Is If You Have 10 Views That Land You On The Left Side Of The Aisle And Two Views That Land You On The Right Side Of The Aisle, Then People Just Put You On The Right Side Of The Aisle. I'm Not Sure Why.