I'm A Creature Of The New York

What Do I Dislike About Death? Must Be The Hours.

I Took A Test In Existentialism. I Left All The Answers Blank And Got 100.

I Wish I Could Think Of A Positive Point To Leave You With. Will You Take Two Negative Points?

I Was Thrown Out Of Nyu For Cheating-with The Deans Wife

Those Who Can't Do, Teach!