I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To Four And Repeat.

You Gotta Stick Your Neck Out And Put Out A Record That Isn't Safe... That's The Green Day Way!

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

We're Green Day. We Can Do Whatever We Want.