I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.

We're Green Day. We Can Do Whatever We Want.

I Wanna Survive An Avalanche. I Wanna Be One Of Those People A Dog Finds Buried Under A Ton Of Snow, Almost Dying Of Starvation.

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!