I'm A Fun Father, But Not A

Having Grown Up In The Theater Family, Having Done A Huge Amount Of Acting From A Very Little Boy To Precocious Teenager In Shakespeare Festivals That My Father Produced, I Went Off To College And Fell In With The Theater Gang. I Was Already An Experienced Actor. I Became A Kind Of Campus Star. I Heard All This Applause And Laughter.

It's A Very Tough Time For The Playwright. Broadway Has Become Almost A Musical Comedy Theme Park With All These Long-running Shows.

I'm Always Being Asked To Play Roles Or Characters That I Don't Really Resemble.

You Kill Three People, They Call You A Murderer. You Kill A Million People, They Call You A Conqueror. Go Figure.

I Can't Imagine Doing An Hour-long Dramatic Series Because It's So Much Work. A Sitcom Is A Wonderful Gig. You Work From 10 To 4 Every Day, It's Fun, And You Get To Live At Home.