I'm A Little Bit Of An Amateur

I Used To Work In An Office In New York For This Terrible Company, And We Used To Have Staff Meetings, And I Would Just Count How Many Times The Boss Would Use The Phrase "in Terms Of." And He Would Say It Like 30 Or 40 Times. And Sometimes He Would Just Say It. He'd Be Like, "uhh, In Terms Of, How Are We Doing With That?" I Realized Nobody Knows What They're Talking About. Everyone's Bullshitting. Maybe Not Everybody, But Certainly A Lot Of People.

Dads Are Awkward Because They're Older Guys Who Aren't Cool Anymore And Are Figuring Out Who They Are, And They Often Make Bad Choices In Fashion And Music.

It's Never Fun To Read Death Threats.

A Lot Of Movies Aren't Intended For Everybody.

I'm Very Wary Of Doing Political Stuff For A Lot Of Reasons. One Of The Big Ones Is That The Shelf-life For Them Is Not Very Long, And The Joke Becomes Old News Very Quickly.