I'm A Monster, Not A Moron.

Morrigan "don't Worry I'm Following My Instincts." Birkita "perhaps You Could Find A Way To Prudently Follow Your Instincts" Morrigan "i'm Eighteen, Nothing I Do Is Prudent

Stark Looked Strong And Healthy And Totally Gorgeous. I Was Distracting Myself By Wondering What Exactly Scottish Guys Did, Or Didn't, Wear Under Those Kilts When He Turned To Face Me. His Smile Lit Up His Eyes. "i Can Practically Hear You Thinking.

Nerd Herd, Focus. You're Here To Help The Fledglings. Dour One And Dour Two Aren't Important," Said Aphrodite. "dr. Seuss Reference. I Like It," Stark Said, Giving Me A Check-me-out-i've-always-read-books Hottie Grin. Aphrodite Frowned At Him. "i Said Focus, Not Flirt.

Plus, According To My Mother, Memories Change Like People Do, Especially If There's Enough Alcohol Involved-aphrodite

I'm Gay. I Know Things.