I'm A Mother. Mothers Multi-task.

I Didn't See My Son The Entire Time I Did 'dancing With The Stars.' The Only Time I Saw Jeffrey Was When He Came To The Show Monday And Tuesday Nights To Watch Me Dance. You Literally Rehearse Six To Eight Hours Every Single Day - 40 To 50 Hours A Week.

Write Yourself A Permission Slip To Be Surprised By Someone's Potential. Who Knows? One Day That Person Could Be You.

I Love 'the View,' So When You're Living The Dream, It's Not Work.

My Husband, Sal, And I Put Date Nights On The Calendar Once A Week. I Know That Doesn't Sound Romantic, But Otherwise It Won't Get Done.

My Grandmother Taught Me That Accomplishments Meant Less Than What You Left Behind. I Started To Ask Myself What Impact My Comedy Would Have On People's Lives. And That Changed My Act. I Got Cleaner. I Stopped Talking About Generic Stuff Like Airplane Peanuts And Started Speaking The Truth About My Gift.