I'm A Natural Ham. It Doesn't Bother

I'm A Natural Ham. It Doesn't Bother Me To Perform.

I Blow Up Fireworks All The Time, And I Love Making Milkshakes And Banana Splits.

I Did All My Guitar Playing At My House. And Then Finally, I Was Throwing Hay And Stuff Working In Stockton And Somebody Offered - Somehow They Had Heard Me Singing At The House And Said: Hey, I'll Hire You For Our Fraternity Party Or Sorority Party. And I Said: Well, Are They Going To Pay Me? And He Said: Yeah, We'll Pay You 50 Bucks.

I Keep Things Pretty Simple.

I Don't Think I've Had A More Miserable Life Than A Lot Of People. I Think I've Had A Pretty Lucky Life.