I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

I Believe There's Nothing I Can't Accomplish.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

I Played Football, Honestly, To Get A Scholarship.

If You Have The Athletic Ability, Why Waste It In One Sport?