I'm A Really Huge Fan Of Papaya

I'm Going To Write A Whole Pilot And See If Anyone's Interested, And If Not Then I'll Just Live Out The Tortured Life Instead Of Showing It On Tv.

There’s Little Kids On Trains Coming Up To Me, Singing My Theme Song, And They Can Barely Walk.

I Just Want $1 Million Next Season, That's All I Want

I'm On The Internet A Lot More Than I Watch Tv And Most Everybody I Know Is, And Yet If You Watch Most Late-night Talk Shows, It's As If It Doesn't Even Exist.

I Don't Know Why I Do What I Do. I Tend To Go For The Really Weird, Bizarre Stuff. I Actually Have To Tone It Down For The Show.