I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are

I Was A Guy Who Wanted To Become Famous. There Was Steam Coming Out Of My Ears, I Wanted To Be Famous So Badly. You Want The Attention, You Want The Bucks, And You Want The Best Seat In The Restaurant. I Didn't Think What The Repercussions Would Be.

I Think We Need To Educate Our Doctors About Addiction.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

I Can Tell If Someone Is Talking To Me Because I'm On 'friends' Or Cause They Just Think I'm Neat. You Know I Don't Think I've Ever Spent More Than Five Or Ten Minutes With Somebody Who Was Ogling Me Because They Recognized Me From The Show.

They Say That Women Like A Man Who Can Make Them Laugh, And I Find That If You Can Make A Woman Laugh On The First And Second Dates, Then You're Doing Well.