I'm A Singer Who Moves Like A

Any Fool Knows That Bravado Is Always A Cover-up For Insecurity. That's The Truth. And On That Note, I'll Say Goodnight. God Love You.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

It Isn't True That You Live Only Once. You Only Die Once. You Live Lots Of Times If You Know How.

There Are Certain Times I Don't Want My Picture Taken. If My Wife's Stepping Out Of A Car And It Looks Like It's Going To Come Out An Indecent Picture, Don't I Have A Right To Object?

Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.