I'm A Tad Paranoid. I Think The

If You're A Man And You Have Big Tits, Don't Wear A Tight T-shirt, Okay? It Confuses The Children!

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

And I've Always Been Paranoid. I Can Remember As A Baby My Mother Would Spin The Mobile Above My Head And Thinking..."yeah, That's Coming Down."

I Find It Shocking That Anybody Can Be Brought Down In D.c. For Gossip, Ostensibly. I Thought That Was The Coin Of The Realm There. That's Like Getting Hit With Lightning On A Cloudless Day.

In The Late Twentieth Century, Staying Sober Has Become Just As Much An Addiction As Getting Wasted.