I'm A Very Cheap Date.

It Took One Human Error To Take My Leg And One Human Error To Take My Mother's.

When You Find Your Soulmate, You Could Sleep Under Their Armpits.

My Body Shape Was Made To Get Into The Perfect Aerodynamic Position.

There Is A Huge Agenda Behind Trying To Destroy Me And Put Me Down.

Why Are We So Obsessed With Celebrity Culture? We Have Front-page News About Divorces Instead Of Front-page News About Global Warming, About Women Being Abused, About Children Being Abused. We're Going On A Downward Spiral.