I'm A Very Cheap Date.

It Took One Human Error To Take My Leg And One Human Error To Take My Mother's.

I've Done Sport For A Long Time.

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.

Every Day Women And Children Are Killed And Maimed By Landmines Long After Wars Are Over.

I Love England But Everything That Has Happened Makes Me Realise That I Would Be Better Off In The States.