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I Just Heard George W. Bush's New Plan For Airline Security. From Here On Out, Every Plane Will Now Have Its Own Hockey Dad.

President Obama Is Sending A Couple Hundred Troops To Iraq. We Spent Six Years Trying To Figure A Way To Get Out Of Iraq. And Now We're Back. But This Time There Is An Exit Strategy. Barack Obama Has An Exit Strategy. In 2016, He's Gone.

Sarah Palin Was Delivering A Speech And She Said 'refudiate.' It's Not A Word – You Have Refute And Repudiate, And She Combined Them. A Lot Of Times That Will Happen And People Will Confuse Combinations Of Words. I Remember A Couple Years Ago John Mccain Mistakenly Combined The Words Vice President And Palin.

The World's Oldest Woman Passed Away At 116. They Keep Dying. I Think That Title May Be Cursed.

Halloween Is The Beginning Of The Holiday Shopping Season. That's For Women. The Beginning Of The Holiday Shopping Season For Men Is Christmas Eve.