I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce - My Main Thrust Was The Body And Its Functions And Malfunctions - The Absurdity Of The Thing.