I'm Addicted To Cosmetic Surgery!

I Have To Wake Up And Drink Chamomile Tea To Slow Down.

I Got A Book Deal Without Even Turning In One Shred Of A Writing Sample.

I Borrow Bits From Everyone.

As The Saying Goes, I Want To Be The Best-looking Corpse There Is.

Every Six Months I Fly To Dallas To Get Botox And I Also Get Collagen Injections.