I'm Afraid Of The Dark, So I

I Still Sweat Bullets If I Go On The Tonight Show, But I Tell Myself, You Can Either Have Fun Tonight Or You Can Be Shy And Miserable. You Ask My Friends Or Anyone I Work With Now - Nobody Would Say I Was Shy.

I'm Not Afraid To Look Like A Fool - And I Think When You're Not Afraid, You Never Do.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?

Men Love It. They Have A Sense Of Humor, Whereas A Lot Of Women Are Threatened Or Just Don't Get It.

I've Had Irish Skin From The Time I Was A Young Girl.