I'm Afraid You've Thought Me A Bigger

A Woman May Be As Wicked As She Likes, But If She Isn't Pretty It Won't Do Her Much Good.

A Soul Is A Troublesome Possession, And When Man Developed It He Lost The Garden Of Eden.

There's No One As Transparent As The Person Who Thinks He's Devilish Deep.

Music-hall Songs Provide The Dull With Wit, Just As Proverbs Provide Them With Wisdom.

Because A Man Can Write Great Works He Is None The Less A Man.