I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm

This Is Not An Industry In Which You Curl Up In A Ball And Shy Away From The Realities. It's A Time To Scream To The Clouds That We're Here And We've Got Great Values And Great Prices. What Better Time To Do That Than The Super Bowl?

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.

Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?

Everybody's Got One Killer Story. It Doesn't Take Talent To Tell That Story, It Just Takes Experience.

Other Filmmakers Make Their Movies And Put Them Out And That's That. For Me, For Some Odd Reason, It Goes Deeper Than That.