I'm Always Too Fat. And I Always

There's A Lot Of Guy Comics Who I Think Are Funny, But I Generally Am More Excited About A Special Or A Show Where There Are Females.

Some People Are That - More Than A Parent, More Than A Role Model, More Than Anything Less Than A Religion.

My Parents Never Really Had That Much Money, So I Kind Of Live In The Same World That They Do.

I Don't Think I'm Gay. I Don't Think I'm Straight. I Think I'm Just Slutty. Where's My Parade?

I Have 3 Dogs Myself - I Actually Have A Kennel License In Order To Do So. I Love Them So Much I Couldn't Imagine My Life Without Them.