I'm An Action Transvestite.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

Before Birds Get Sucked Into Jet Engines, Do They Ever Think, Is That Rod Stewart In First Class?

If You're A Performer, People Tend To Be Quite Positive About You Or They Have No Opinion.

You’ve Got To Believe You Can Be A Standup Before You Can Be A Standup. You Have To Believe You Can Act Before You Can Act. You Have To Believe You Can Be An Astronaut Before You Can Be An Astronaut. You’ve Got To Believe.

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?