I'm An Actor - It's Not Brain

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

I Find If I Just Sit Down And Think, A Solution Presents Itself.

Ever Since The Introduction Of Psychoanalysis There Have Been Too Many Terms To Excuse Behavior And Phrases That Can Be [used] To Explain Everything.

If You Fear Nothing, You Love Nothing. If You Love Nothing, What Joy Can There Be In Life?

If America Had Been Discovered As Many Times As I Have, No One Would Remember Columbus.