I'm An Optimist - I Feel Like

A Lot Of People My Age Think Stand Up Sucks.

Every Time I've Done Comedy In, Like, Traditional Comedy Clubs, There's Always These Comedians That Do Really Well With Audiences But That The Other Comedians Hate Because They're Just, You Know, Doing Kind Of Cheap Stuff Like Dancing Around Or Doing, Like, Very Kind Of Base Sex Humor A Lot, And Stuff Like That.

Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.

If Your Job Was Remotely Interesting, There Would Be A Show On A&e About It.

For The Majority Of The Time, I May As Well Have Been Just A Really Tan White Kid. You Know, I May As Well Have Just Been, Like, A Fat Kid.