I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

When I Go Onstage, I Want To Relieve Your Mind, Your Pressures.

I'm So Black, I Leave Fingerprints On Coal.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

My Daughter Was A Beautiful Child.