I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary

I Came Up In The Community Center. I Used To Be Physical Director Of The South Central Community Center In Chicago On 83rd. It's Still There. It Used To Be Around There When I Was A Kid.

I Can't Build Myself By Beating Somebody Down.

When I Get A Chance To Play Golf Or Go On A Boat With Good People, Take The Boat Out And Put Some Lobsters On The Grill, Get The Ice-cold Beer And The Cigars - That's Heaven Here On Earth.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

I Don't Care About How I Look; I'm Dedicated To The Laughs. You Know, I Used To Be A Clown, So - My Name Was Smoothie The Clown. All The Training I Had, All My Training Is Geared Toward Making People Laugh, And I Didn't Care About Being Cool.