I'm As Thick As A Plank.

I Think The Biggest Disease The World Suffers From In This Day And Age Is The Disease Of People Feeling Unloved. I Know That I Can Give Love For A Minute, For Half An Hour, For A Day, For A Month, But I Can Give. I Am Very Happy To Do That, I Want To Do That.

[on The Birth Of Son William:] Thank Goodness He Hasn't Got Ears Like His Father.

My God. What's Happened?

I Don't Even Know How To Use A Parking Meter, Let Alone A Phone Box.

I Love To Hold People's Hands When I Visit Hospitals, Even Though They Are Shocked Because They Haven't Experienced Anything Like It Before, But To Me It Is A Normal Thing To Do.