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I Would Love To Tell You I've Found The Secret To Eternal Youth. I Go To The Gym And Avoid Too Many Chips. I Love To Eat, Hate To Work Out, But If You Can't Count All Your Ribs From A Distance You're Considered Obese.

In Fact My Favourite Thing Is The Wig Because I'm A Very Lazy Actor So Every Time I Put It On, In Order To Keep It Straight, They Kept On Telling Me To Tip My Head Back Because Otherwise I Was Eating It All The Time.

I Went Off And Read The Books After The Audition And I Read All Four Books In One Sitting - You Know - Didn't Wash, Didn't Eat, Drove Around With Them On The Steering Wheel Like A Lunatic. I Suddenly Understood Why My Friends, Who I'd Thought Where Slightly Backward, Had Been So Addicted To These Children's Books. They're Like Crack.

I Damaged My Achilles Tendon, So I Can't Run.

It Seems A Bit Weird To Call Someone Your Girlfriend When You Have A Child.