I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like

I Grew Up In A Catholic Family In The Midwest. And I Knew People Of Different Faiths And People That Were Atheists And People That Were Agnostic.

The Hardest Part Of The Day Is All The Stuff After I Open My Eyes In The Morning.

Bacon Is Like The Opposite Of Medicine. It's Like, "take That, Lipitor."

I Always Imagine That If I Met Dr. Seuss, He Would Be Very Similar To Crispin Glover.

Is There A Homeless Guy Built In To The Design Of Dunkin' Donuts? ...there'll Be An Entrance Here... A Deranged Lunatic Here.