I'm Covered With Loser Dust.

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

I'm Ultimately A Widow And A Single Mother, Who's Not Even Getting To Be A Mother Right Now. I Am So Alone, It's Freaky.

Everything That Becomes True Starts With A Manifesto