I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was

I'm Very Loyal In A Relationship. Any Relationship. When I Go Out With My Mom, I Don't Look At Other Moms And Go, "i Wonder What Her Macaroni And Cheese Tastes Like."

I've Never Had Anyone Put On A Puppet Show To Convince Me Of Anything. And I've Done A Lot Of Stuff. I Don't Know That I Would Put The Puppets On When I Was Pitching A Show. This Was The Head Of The Studio Putting A Puppet Show On. And I'll Tell You, He Wasn't Bad.

Women Need To Know That Not All Guys Are Going To Hurt Them The Way That The Guy Did Before They Started Dating Me. I Know Guys I Wouldn't Go Out With.

Nice Guys Finish First. If You Don't Know That, Then You Don't Know Where The Finish Line Is.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"