I'm Davey. I Sing, Make Faces And

One Time I Was Singing Along With A Boy That Looked Like Me In The Crowd And He Pushed Away The Mic And Started Making Out With Me And Accidently Bit My Lip And I Had To Get Stitches.

When I Was Sent To Public School, I Was Relieved That I Could Wear What I Wanted To Wear.

I'm A Moron Because I Don't Want To Lie In A Gutter Puking Over Myself... Yeah Right

I Just Heard A Story From Someone The Other Day Where Somebody Was Beaten Up By Christians For Wearing One Of Our Shirts. Of Course, That's A Very Christian Thing To Do.

I've Heard There Are Vegan Corn Dogs - I Don't Know If That's True But, Jeez, I'd Love To Eat One Of Them.