I'm Desperate To Start A Career In

As A Child, I've Always Been In Trouble With Men And The Police Have Always Had To Get Involved, Through No Fault Of My Own.

I'm Not Into One-night Stands. I've Only Slept With Three Guys In My Life And They All Involve Relationships.

I Really Hate Sitcoms On Television With Canned Laughter And Stuff. What Really Makes Me Laugh Is The Real-life Stuff. I've Got A Dry Sense Of Humor.

I Like Protective Men, The Type Who'll Put An Arm Around Me So I Can Be Smothered.

I Get Really Saucy After A Few Drinks. Sexy Rude, Not Obnoxious Rude.