I'm Drinking Doubles Now That You're Running

I Had Gotten Up To Two, Maybe Three, Packs (of Cigarettes) A Day. And My Lungs Were Bothering Me And I'd Had Pneumonia Two Or Three Times. And I Was Also Smoking Pot, And I Decided, Well, One Of Them's Got To Go. And So I Took A Pack Of Chesterfields And Took All The Chesterfields Out, Rolled Up 20 Big Fat Ones And Put It In There, And I Haven't Smoked A Cigarette Since Then.

I've Known Straight And Gay People All My Life. I Can't Tell The Difference... But I'd Never Marry A Guy I Didn't Like.

You Will Never Find Happiness Until You Stop Looking For It.

I Never Gave Up On Country Music Because I Knew What I Was Doing Was Not That Bad.

Americans Don't Eat Horses. They Are Not Raised As Food Animals And They Are Treated With Chemicals That Render Them Unsafe For Consumption. The Regulations Needed To Change Their Status To "food Animals" Would Cripple Every Aspect Of The Horse Industry As We Know It. Plus, It Would Be Wrong.