I'm Eighteen, And I Don't Know What

You Know It's Always Funny - The More Legend Awards You Get, The Closer You Get To The Grave, I Guess, I Am Going Full Strength Right Now So It's Great To Get These While You're Alive, I'd Hate To Get Them After You're Dead.

I Mean, I Could Go Ahead And Cut My Head Off In The Guillotine, And It Looks Great, ... Well, Now You Turn On Cnn And Guys Are Really Getting Their Heads Cut Off. ... As Insane As Our Fantasy World Gets, It's Nowhere Near As Scary As Reality.

From The Moment I Leave My House Or My Hotel Room, The Public Owns Me. The Public Made Alice Cooper And I Can't Imagine Ever Turning My Back On My Fans.

When I Moved To L. A. With This Little Wimpy Garage Band, The First People We Met Were The Doors. Then We Met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All Of The People Who Died Of Excess Were Our Big Brothers And Sisters. So I Said To Myself: How Do You Become A Legend And Enjoy It? The Answer Is To Create A Character As Legendary As Those Guys And Leave That Character On The Stage.

I Always Tell People, 'everything You’ve Heard About Alice Cooper , You Can Believe Maybe 40 Percent Of It. Everything You’ve Ever Heard About Keith Moon Is True - And You’ve Only Heard 10 Percent Of It.'