I'm Fed Up With The Idiots... The

I Left Scotland When I Was 16 Because I Had No Qualifications For Anything But The Navy, Having Left School At 13.

Personally I Give Us . . . One Chance Of Three.

Scotland Should Be Nothing Less Than Equal With All The Other Nations Of The World.

My View Is That To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Be Anti-social, Otherwise You'll End Up Being Devoured. I've Never Been Particularly Social, Anyway, But If I've Ever Been Rude, Fifty Per Cent Of It Has Usually Been Provoked By Other People's Attitudes. Though I Do Admit, Like Most Celts, I'm Moody. It's Fine Until People Try To Cheer You Up With Gems Like, 'snap Out Of It' Or 'come On, Now'.

I Suppose I'll Be Able To Get A Drink There.