I'm From Iowa, We Don't Know What

When Your Wife Calls, You Have To Take It, No Matter What You're Doing.

You Know, Photo Conversations Are Replacing Verbal Conversations. I Don't Know If That's A Bad Thing. A Photo Is Worth A Thousand Words.

People Are Most Shocked And Most In Disbelief That I Go To The Office Every Day. I Have A Job. When I'm Not Acting On A Movie, I Go To Work, First Thing In The Morning. I'm At Work At 8 O'clock In The Morning, And I Get Home From Work At 7 O'clock At Night. I Treat My Job Like A Job, And I Work At It. I Think People Would Probably Be Most Surprised, If I Ever Calculated Up The Number Of Hours I Work On An Average Week And Published That. If It Was Ever Documented, I Think People Would Be Shocked To Find Out.

When It Comes To Love, Everyone Wants To Receive It, But At The End Of The Day, You Don't Get To Receive It Until You Start To Give It. That Goes For Everything. What You Give Is What You Receive. If You Want The Drug, You Have To Give The Drug.

I Think The Reward For Doing Comedy Is Doing The Comedy Itself. You Get To Go To Work Everyday And Laugh And Make Other People Laugh And To Me There's No Greater Reward Than That.