I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And

I Can't Fax You My Love, I Can't Email My Heart.

Forget That Blind Ambition, And Learn To Trust Your Intuition.

I've Got A Caribbean Soul I Can Barely Control, And Some Texas Hidden Here In My Heart!

If I Couldn't Laugh, I Just Would Go Insane. If We Couldn't Laugh, We Just Would Go Insane. If We Weren't All Crazy, We Would Go Insane.

I Still Believe In Rock And Roll, It Pays My Bills.