I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.