I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.