I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.