I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!