I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?