I'm Glad I Brought This Course, This

Hit The Ball Up To The Hole... You Meet A Better Class Of People Up There.

As You Walk Down The Fairway Of Life You Must Smell The Roses, For You Only Get To Play One Round.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.

May Thy Ball Lie In Green Pastures, And Not In Still Waters.