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I Played No Sports Well. Because I Was A Boy In The United States Of America, I Was Forced Into Little League And Played Horrible Little League Baseball, And Played Football And Basketball In School Situations Where I Was Forced To.

I Seen A Pig So Big It’d Block Out The Sun.

I Would Just Like Say To You With All My Heart Is That Most Everybody I Know Who Does Interesting Creative Work, They Went Through A Phase Of Years Where They Had Really Good Taste And They Could Tell What They Were Making Wasn’t As Good As They Wanted It To Be.

What Nobody Tells People Who Are Beginners… Is That All Of Us Who Do Creative Work, We Get Into It Because We Have Good Taste. But There Is This Gap. For The First Couple Years You Make Stuff, And It’s Just Not That Good. It’s Trying To Be Good, It Has Potential, But It’s Not… Your Taste Is Why Your Work Disappoints You… We Know Our Work Doesn’t Have This Special Thing That We Want It To Have. We All Go Through This… It Is Only By Going Through A Volume Of Work That You Will Close That Gap, And Your Work Will Be As Good As Your Ambitions.

I Suppose I Shouldn't Go Around Admitting I Speak Untruths On The Radio.