I'm Gonna Enjoy Being Old I Think

The Nation Of Iran Is Threatening To Sue The Makers Of The Movie Argo. They Say The Movie Was An Unrealistic Portrayal Of Their Country. You Can't Do That! That Would Be Like Scotland Suing Over The Movie Shrek.

Love At First Sight Is Not Rare, In Fact It Is Extremely Common, It Happens To Some People A Few Times A Year. The Feeling Of What If When Meeting The Eyes Of A Stranger Can Be Love Unrecognized.

I Can't Wait To See The Debate Between Ryan And Joe Biden. Biden Is Said To Be Already Trying Out Different Strategies. So Far The One That Obama Likes Is Where Biden Pretends To Have Food Poisoning And They Cancel The Debate.

I Don't Think Wood Was Discovered In Britain Until The 1970's. That's When I Discovered It Anyway.

For The First Time In History, Congress Has 100 Women In It. Congratulations. Welcome To Modern Times, America. It's Great Having 100 Women In Congress. Unless You're In Line For The Congressional Bathroom.