I'm Growing Older, But Not Up.

I Still Consider It A Summer Job, Though. So, I Try To Maintain That Summer Job As Long As I Can. But It's Exciting To Be Able To Have The Opportunity To Do Things I Always Dreamed Of As A Kid.

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

Our Children May Save Us If They Are Taught To Care Properly For The Planet; But If Not, It May Be Back To The Ice Age Or The Caves From Where We First Emerged. Then We'll Have To View The Universe Above From A Cold, Dark Place. No More Jet Skis, Nuclear Weapons, Plastic Crap, Broken Pay Phones, Drugs, Cars, Waffle Irons, Or Television. Come To Think Of It, That Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

There's Damsels In Distress Out There, And We Got All This Beer.