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There Are Shantytowns In South Africa That Are Built Better Than Renaults!

When We Went To Canada [with Top Gear], I Was Staggered About How Many People Got In Touch ... Before We Finish With The Grand Tour, We'll Definitely Be Appearing In Canada At Some Point. Nothing Is More Certain Than That.

Governments Would Rather Spend Their Money On Another Bomber Than Education, And Why Do We Fear Black Men When Every Bit Of Suffering In Our Lives Has A Caucasian Face Attached To It?

Asking The Front Wheels Of A Car To Do Their Normal Job Of Steering While Handling More Than 170 Is Like Asking A Man To Wire A Plug While Juggling. Penguins. While Making Love. To A Beautiful Woman While On Fire, On Stage. In Front Of The Queen. It's All Going To Go Wrong.

Mix An Anorexic Body With A Heart Made Of Pure Fire And You Are Going To Go With A Savagery That's Hard To Explain.