I'm Impervious To Logic.

In America, We Know To Ignore Artists If They're Serious In Any Way.

You Are About To Start The Greatest Improvisation Of All. With No Script. No Idea What's Going To Happen, Often With People And Places You Have Never Seen Before. And You Are Not In Control. So Say 'yes.' And If You're Lucky, You'll Find People Who Will Say 'yes' Back.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay. I Have Plenty Of Friends Who Are Going To Hell.

Agnostics Are Just Atheists Without Balls.

Nothing Reassures Parents More Than Surrounding Their Kids With The Kind Of Guys Who Have A Lot Of Weapons And Nothing To Do On Weekdays.