I'm In Crisis. I'm About To Bump

I Wish Our Love Was Right Now.

He Always Loved Her Because Of, Not In Sprite Of, Her Flaws.

Did You Know That The Average American Spends Six Months Of His Or Her Life Waiting For Red Lights To Turn Green? Six Months Wasted, Waiting For Permission To Move On. Think Of All The Other Stuff You Could Do With That Time.” I Was Totally Confused. “in The Car?” “in Your Life,” He Said.

Hornergy' Is Zen's Term For The Indomitable Athletic Edge Powered By Sexual Restraint. The Basketball, Baseball And Football Teams Haven't Had A Winning Season In Years. The Table-tennis Team, However, Is Undefeated.

Humans Find Meaningfulness Where None Exists Because We Want To Create A Sense Of Order In This Chaotic Universe. It's Called Apophenia. (and It's Also The Reason People Believe In God.)