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The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.

I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.

One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree Up Till March. He Hated To See It Go. I Loved That.