I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I

A Nickel Ain't Worth A Dime Anymore.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.

Every Time I See Him, He's Not There.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."

The Future Is Not What It Used To Be.