I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

I Think That Comedy Is A Good Defense For A Child. Because You Know Childhood Is A Nightmare As It Is. And So Why Not Use Comedy And Being Funny As A Defense To Get Through Your Life As Opposed To Drugs, Alcohol And Good Looks? Because Those Things Are Dangerous When Your Young.

Is There Such A Thing As A Man-made Stroke? In Other Words, Did Someone Do This To (democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...i Know What This [republican] Party Is Capable Of.

Never Eat At A Chinese Restaurant Named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I Want To Do An Intelligent Talk Show Where You Have Room To Breathe...