I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm

I Am Comfortable With Myself, And This Is How I Am. I Am Not Really Interested In Having An Acrimonious Fight With Somebody.

Republican Party Hasn't Been Black Friendly Over The Many Centuries In This Country.

You Can See A Lot Of Politics On A Lot Of Different Channels. I'm Not Interested, Really, In Talking In Some Wonky Conversation About Politics, Though. It's Not My Speed. I'm Not Interested In The Ins And Outs Of Health Care.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.